{"id":4583,"date":"2014-04-03T15:33:37","date_gmt":"2014-04-03T15:33:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/?p=4583"},"modified":"2014-05-01T15:52:09","modified_gmt":"2014-05-01T15:52:09","slug":"jamaican-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/?p=4583","title":{"rendered":"Jamaican Surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_4584\" style=\"width: 375px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Erol-Flyn-Marina.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4584\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-4584\" src=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Erol-Flyn-Marina.jpg\" alt=\"Eileen of Avoca in Jamaica\" width=\"365\" height=\"487\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Erol-Flyn-Marina.jpg 600w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Erol-Flyn-Marina-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 365px) 100vw, 365px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4584\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Eileen of Avoca in Jamaica<\/p><\/div>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">From the sea, Jamaica is a wondrous sight. I might even go as far as to say that it is an island of \u201cthe lush mountainous variety, fringed with white sandy beaches, shady coconut palms and\u201d, when I get a bit closer dare I hope \u201cbikini clad beauties\u201d? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">A photo simply can not do it justice (so you are not getting one). Truly spectacular!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4585\" style=\"width: 810px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Port-Antonio.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4585\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4585\" src=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Port-Antonio.jpg\" alt=\"Port Antonio, Jamaica\" width=\"800\" height=\"581\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Port-Antonio.jpg 800w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Port-Antonio-300x217.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Port-Antonio-413x300.jpg 413w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4585\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Port Antonio, Jamaica<\/p><\/div>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Port Antonio is also picturesque and what a fine little marina it is that carries the name of Errol Flynn!<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">And why Errol Flynn?<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Because apparently he lived here with his wife. It was their little piece of paradise right up until last week when Errol&#8217;s wife passed away.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Who knew that the 60s swashbuckling movie star from Tasmania had ended up here with his wife?<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">I certainly didn&#8217;t, but I can see why he did.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">The town has an easygoing atmosphere. The people are courteous, good humoured and pleased to accommodate visitors.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">That&#8217;s not to say there isn&#8217;t a bit of the tourist hustle in evidence, but it is delivered in a clearly non-threatening, almost friendly manner.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">I liked it here, even if I didn&#8217;t find the aforementioned bikini clad beauties.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4586\" style=\"width: 377px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Jamaican-Girls.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4586\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-4586\" src=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Jamaican-Girls.jpg\" alt=\"Facebook photo shoot on Eileen\" width=\"367\" height=\"489\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Jamaican-Girls.jpg 600w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Jamaican-Girls-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 367px) 100vw, 367px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4586\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Facebook photo shoot on Eileen<\/p><\/div>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">The non-bikini clad type did find their way aboard Eileen for a facebook photo session, but surely that doesn&#8217;t count.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4587\" style=\"width: 810px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/bar.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4587\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4587\" src=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/bar.jpg\" alt=\"The bar at Errol Flynn Marina, Port Antonio\" width=\"800\" height=\"552\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/bar.jpg 800w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/bar-300x207.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/bar-434x300.jpg 434w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4587\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The bar at Errol Flynn Marina, Port Antonio<\/p><\/div>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Curiously, the marina does boast a posh white sandy \u201cbikini beach\u201d, but alas, the girls were curiously absent. Perhaps my visit was out of season, so I hung around the marina bar instead.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">Or out at the mall overlooking the marina.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4588\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mall-view.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4588\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4588\" src=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mall-view.jpg\" alt=\"View from the mall.\" width=\"1200\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mall-view.jpg 1200w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mall-view-300x87.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mall-view-1024x297.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mall-view-500x145.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4588\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">View from the mall.<\/p><\/div>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">And when I&#8217;d had enough of that I made my way to Caf\u00e9 Central bar &amp; lounge,<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4589\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Port-Antonio-city.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4589\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4589\" src=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Port-Antonio-city.jpg\" alt=\"View from Central Cafe\" width=\"1200\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Port-Antonio-city.jpg 1200w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Port-Antonio-city-300x89.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Port-Antonio-city-1024x306.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Port-Antonio-city-500x149.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4589\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">View from Cafe Central bar &amp; Lounge<\/p><\/div>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">where I listened to Chopin Nocturnes (in Jamaica?), whilst taking a beating at playing dominoes. I&#8217;m too embarrassed to tell you the age of my opponent.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4590\" style=\"width: 391px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dominos.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4590\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-4590\" src=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dominos.jpg\" alt=\"So, what were the rules again?\" width=\"381\" height=\"508\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dominos.jpg 600w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dominos-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 381px) 100vw, 381px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4590\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">So, what were the rules again?<\/p><\/div>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">All in all, I had a short but unexpectedly pleasant Jamaican sojourn.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4591\" style=\"width: 355px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Stinking-toe.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4591\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-4591\" src=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Stinking-toe.jpg\" alt=\"Would you eat stinking toe?\" width=\"345\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Stinking-toe.jpg 563w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Stinking-toe-300x213.jpg 300w, http:\/\/ifno.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Stinking-toe-422x300.jpg 422w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 345px) 100vw, 345px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4591\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Would you eat stinking toe?<\/p><\/div>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">And for the real Jamaicans out there&#8230; no&#8230; I didn&#8217;t dare eat \u201cstinking toe\u201d&#8230; It really does smell too awful. Maybe next time.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the sea, Jamaica is a wondrous sight. 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